Once upon a midnight dreary-

ringokotomi:

Have you ever just looked at someone and thought, “I really love you”. They’re just talking or humming or watching a movie or reading a book or laughing or something, and there’s something about them in that moment that makes you think, “I just really love you”

Forget prayer,
this is where we stand:

Take your mouth
put it anywhere you please.
Your mouth, my stomach
Your mouth, my thighs

I will be all three:
your altar
your holy wine
and your bent knees

Azra.T “Cherry Wine”  (via 5000letters)

Random question, but does anyone have a link to the post about 50 Shades of Ughnopleasestop and discussing how awfully it portrays BDSM and the ‘safe,sane,consensual’ thing?

I need this because of reasons.

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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Someone didn’t stop purring the entire time we were there this morning. We had to take in some food as he wasn’t touching anything the vets were giving him, turns out that being handfed by us worked so well that he also attempted to eat my fingers. I got to take off his cone of shame which he seemed to appreciate, and then he promptly fell asleep.He ALSO got into the litterbox last night and did a wee around the catheter. SO. PLEASED.Things are looking so super good right now guys. I’m so happy.

Someone didn’t stop purring the entire time we were there this morning. We had to take in some food as he wasn’t touching anything the vets were giving him, turns out that being handfed by us worked so well that he also attempted to eat my fingers. I got to take off his cone of shame which he seemed to appreciate, and then he promptly fell asleep.

He ALSO got into the litterbox last night and did a wee around the catheter. SO. PLEASED.

Things are looking so super good right now guys. I’m so happy.

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

nudityandnerdery:

pervocracy:

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

I’m in on this feud and I have chosen my side.

MARA WILSON, YOU HAVE MY SWORD.

And my bow.

edamahun:

YESSSS PUFFER JACKETS INSIDE THAT’S SUCH A ME THING TO DO

I LOVE MY PUFFY JACKET SO SO SO MUCH. IT COST A JILLION DOLLARS BUT IT WAS WORTH IT. I WOULD SLEEP IN IT IF ROH WOULD LET ME.

I HAVE SLEPT IN MINE IT’S ACTUALLY QUITE AMAZING AND I WANT MATCHING PANTS

(or I could just buy a fancy sleeping bag or something)

fuckyeahtattoos:

My universe <3
By Rio Da Sauza, KL Malaysia.

fuckyeahtattoos:

My universe <3

By Rio Da Sauza, KL Malaysia.

foxghost:

*squints at suspiciously*I don’t think this was made for fingers

foxghost:

*squints at suspiciously*
I don’t think this was made for fingers

xluvren:

Girl clothes and pockets.

Argh.

Welcome to the hell that is handbags/purses/bags of holding and the constant struggle of “I can literally find every object in the world except the one thing I am actually looking for”.

glorfindely:

when i’m out with my family and i see a book store

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On the vet bills side of things, the overnight at after-hours cost $480 which Scott’s parents covered in lieu of his birthday present.

Today at the vets cost around $650, tomorrow should be about half of that, and will exponetially decrease over time. He’s looking at being in for a week at least, all going well.

Please gods let it go well.

My baby.He&#8217;s coming off ketamine and is high as a kite. When we got there, he&#8217;d just ripped out his catheter for the second time today. However, he nearly turned himself inside out trying to get pats and proceeded to just lie there and flop about in the general direction of our hands.Also, if you haven&#8217;t had the experience of feeding a high cat liquid food through a syringe, I would A+ recommend because that shit is hilarious.He definitely has been hit by a car. I talked through all of the test results and xrays with the vet (who is frankly pretty awesome) and he has a low platelet count and elevated bilirubin levels, but that&#8217;s seemingly consistent with his level of trauma (which is quite a bit more than I had initially expected). His xrays look excellent, apart from the fact that his tail has basically been torn off the base of his spine where it sits in the pelvis and is sitting a couple of inches away from where it should connect. He&#8217;s been getting laser treatment over his entire pelvic area to help stimulate the nerves to his bowel and bladder. Fingers crossed this works, because the quality of life for an animal with no bladder function is zero and I don&#8217;t want to have to say goodbye to him yet.So, uh, yeah.ETA: The other damage is pretty interesting - he&#8217;s had a fairly hefty knock to the jaw, both of his eyes are ulcerated and his rear claws are basically shredded. I want to find who or whatever did this to my poor sweet stupid baby and make them bite a curb and not stop until there isn&#8217;t a fucking head left.

My baby.

He’s coming off ketamine and is high as a kite. When we got there, he’d just ripped out his catheter for the second time today. However, he nearly turned himself inside out trying to get pats and proceeded to just lie there and flop about in the general direction of our hands.

Also, if you haven’t had the experience of feeding a high cat liquid food through a syringe, I would A+ recommend because that shit is hilarious.

He definitely has been hit by a car. I talked through all of the test results and xrays with the vet (who is frankly pretty awesome) and he has a low platelet count and elevated bilirubin levels, but that’s seemingly consistent with his level of trauma (which is quite a bit more than I had initially expected). His xrays look excellent, apart from the fact that his tail has basically been torn off the base of his spine where it sits in the pelvis and is sitting a couple of inches away from where it should connect. He’s been getting laser treatment over his entire pelvic area to help stimulate the nerves to his bowel and bladder. Fingers crossed this works, because the quality of life for an animal with no bladder function is zero and I don’t want to have to say goodbye to him yet.

So, uh, yeah.

ETA: The other damage is pretty interesting - he’s had a fairly hefty knock to the jaw, both of his eyes are ulcerated and his rear claws are basically shredded. I want to find who or whatever did this to my poor sweet stupid baby and make them bite a curb and not stop until there isn’t a fucking head left.